Warning’ by Langston Hughes

godgussie:

"Negroes,

Sweet and docile,

Meek, humble, and kind:

Beware the day

They change their mind.”

(via lovelyandbrown)


uontha:

diverseiridescentbeings:

Follow: http://diverseiridescentbeings.tumblr.com/

Lovely Freckled faces Part 1.

OMG THESE ARE SO PERFECT I’M DYING !!!!

(via oh-my-jasmin)


amazelife:

bad-dominicana:

Because its predictable as fuck.

These are right on point

(via dynastylnoire)


unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

(via bellecosby)


missauset:

This day a man dressed in women’s clothes yelled “bitch you look like tweety bird with that wrap on your head”

missauset:

This day a man dressed in women’s clothes yelled “bitch you look like tweety bird with that wrap on your head”


Q
how much would it cost to ride that cute face? ;)
Anonymous
A

shanellbklyn:

prettymeeks:

taint3ed:

penutbutterqueen:

grapejellyking:

sincerelyjules:

trunubis:

taint3ed:

lovinnforgiven:

babycakesbriauna:

grapejellyking:

iight check it out, im finna give you the full list right now

Kiss: $30 per minute

(plus an additional $20 if you want some tongue)

Cuddling session: $50 

(half price if customer provides netflix access)

Heavy Petting: $100 

(includes touching of both parties, and a free 2 minute makeout session)

Perform Fellatio: $250 

($100 off if you swallow my offspring)

Pussy Eaten: $350 $200

ON SALE NOW

(plus $25 for face-sitting privileges) 

(plus $30 to get eaten from the back)

69: $425

Sex: $1 per second ($60 per minute) OR $250 for a five minute session

(plus $35 for every different position)

(plus $45 for strange positions)

(plus $75 if you want me to hit it raw) (must be on birth control and must perform a sexual background check. we are not held responsible for accidental pregnancies, and lawful action will be applied for the spread of STD’s. use at your own risk)

(plus $100 for anal. must bring your own lube)

charged $45 if i have to drive to your house.

plus $10 for ‘talking dirty’ privileges

plus $5 per ass smack

$100 taken off of any of the actions listed above if you make me climax

plus $100 if customer climaxes

acts not listed above are negotiated face-to-face

Premium members are granted a $750/week subscription to any of the options listed above, PLUS a free date per month to a location of their choosing. (gas money charges still apply)

different locations for the acts are available free of charge (Iimited time only). if the sexual acts are interrupted or cancelled mid-way through, the customer will still be charged full price. (negotiable if shown wonderful customer hospitality)

taxes will be applied

we are not held responsible for bruises, stiff muscles, bite marks, weak legs, angry boyfriends/parents, prolonged slumber, soreness, or stains of any kind. we respect your choice in choosing our 5 star service, and hope to hear from you soon

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I can’t stop…can’t stop

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Don with you forever

He got the prices on point tho.

Lmao….
But… do you take coupons?

yes. coupons are rewarded to our customers with their receipt 

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LMAOOOOOO !!!! He real life.made a coupon

Byeee

LOOOL 

this is LEGENDARY.


sofriel:

Canadians who are all like “I can’t believe what’s happening in the US, thank goodness we are such a tolerant multicultural nation”

Canadians who are all like “Israel is killing babies, how can the US support them in this genocidal effort”

meanwhile literally at the same time thousands of people are gathering in Winnipeg because two 15-year-old Native girls were found murdered in the Red River ON THE SAME DAY

(via vittoria-jeanette)


kingjaffejoffer:

2damnfeisty:

emiliogorgeous:

just seen this on twitter. lord have mercy. god is real.

is this heaven?

Is this real life?Or is it just fantasy?Caught in a landslideNo escape from reality

Open your eyes Look Up to the skies And see……

kingjaffejoffer:

2damnfeisty:

emiliogorgeous:

just seen this on twitter. lord have mercy. god is real.

is this heaven?

Is this real life?
Or is it just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality

Open your eyes
Look Up to the skies
And see……


masalamermaid:

feminism5ever:

When people say “culture is meant to be shared” I’m literally like ???? Because that has literally never been the purpose of any culture. Culture is about identity, community and family. It’s about tradition. It is not and has never been about “sharing”.

^^^^^

(via 1fuckedupkid)


mad-max-rocks-nasty:

swolizard:

modestmojo:

tarynel:

zumainthyfuture:

isseymiyucky:

isseymiyucky:

isseymiyucky:

LMAOOO YOOOOOOOO he is not playing, he is dead ass serious #BlackPower

Seriously you can’t kill him …. He leveled up to 3000%

If I was a cop I’d put MY hands up FOH

Nigga look like he trained with Akuma 

Wtf

This nigga looks like he fuck sharks for fun

Im calling a nigga meeting to proclaim this motherfucker Raikage immediately

 He leveled to 90 and is ready do Warlords of Draenor.

mad-max-rocks-nasty:

swolizard:

modestmojo:

tarynel:

zumainthyfuture:

isseymiyucky:

isseymiyucky:

isseymiyucky:

LMAOOO YOOOOOOOO he is not playing, he is dead ass serious #BlackPower

Seriously you can’t kill him …. He leveled up to 3000%

If I was a cop I’d put MY hands up FOH

Nigga look like he trained with Akuma 

Wtf

This nigga looks like he fuck sharks for fun

Im calling a nigga meeting to proclaim this motherfucker Raikage immediately

He leveled to 90 and is ready do Warlords of Draenor.


sipthisslow:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face


But was it like bruised or broke his nose eye socket?

sipthisslow:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

But was it like bruised or broke his nose eye socket?

(via trueamor96)


kumasenpai:

kim-jong-chill:

white-people-be-like:

When will they learn

ugh the worst part of stuff like this is all the comments that are like “hahahaha look at all the black people getting mad because someone is walking up to them and intentionally telling them an extremely racist joke for the purpose of making them mad lol grow up black people!!”

like what are you

w

??????????????

Deserves every ounce of that asswhooping.

(via blaccxhollywood)


(via trueamor96)


(via trueamor96)


missauset:

cosbyykidd:

why did yall write it on his forehead tho i’m logging out

LMAO

missauset:

cosbyykidd:

why did yall write it on his forehead tho i’m logging out

LMAO